OH KNOT.COM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FINGER ON THE PHOTOSHOP BUTTON? I came across this gem while perusing potential wedding dresses. I know we live in an age where every photographer and graphics guru lies in waiting with an itchy airbrushing trigger finger, but come on. Did this girl really have to suffer for these sins?
I really want that dress now. Totally.
9 Comments
May 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
She doesn’t even look real. Aside from the “lord a’ mercy give that girl a burger” waist and the spaghetti arms, they’ve completely photoshopped out any natural looking flesh tones in her skin. I suppose if one is going for the Draculas’ Bride look, she’s got a lock on it.
May 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Oops. I mean, “Dracula’s” Bride.
May 20, 2008 at 7:27 pm
This is horrible. Her arms look like Barbie’s. Her ribs look crushed too.
May 20, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Whoa. That’s TERRIBLE. What’s going on with her paper-doll arms?? Or her back that is inexplicably coming out of her waist in an unnatural angle?
WHY?!
May 20, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I love Cindy McCain!
May 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm
@Dingo: I know. She’s freakin’ terrifying. A literal translation of “Bridezilla”.
@freeandflawed: F’rillz. After seeing that picture I was done looking.
@Ben: I DON’T KNOW WHY
@Herb: Ahaha, you win the comment of the day, my friend.
May 21, 2008 at 12:57 am
Holy crap. I would wear that dress if I could look like that. Someone got a little too happy airbrushing.
May 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Oh my god; that is so incredibly ugly. Why would they do such a thing…
May 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm
@Jessica: For serious. When aliens discover our planet they’re going to think that years ago the Earth was inhabited by a bunch of flesh colored praying mantises.
@apricot.: Apparently they must have perfection. Or something.
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