Dear Diary,
Mom proved herself to be somewhat useful yesterday afternoon.
I hate children. Well, I’ll rephrase that. I hate children that aren’t controlled properly by their parents. There are these two kids that constantly bang on our glass sliding door, as if to say “We’re out here and you’re in there, loser!” They taunt me and [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘children’
June 25, 2008
Toothbrushing Mania
Some of you may not see this, but I guest-blogged over at All the Wine, where I wrote about one of my biggest phobias growing up…
Brushing my teeth.
I know, I know, what kind of crazy person is scared of brushing their teeth? That would be me. It started at a young age. I was impressionable [...]
June 13, 2008
Are You My Baby Daddy?
It’s a nice relaxing Friday afternoon. Eleanor, one of my friends from when I used to live in Ft. Lauderdale is visiting. I’ve inducted her into the Afternoon Maury Club, my own version of AMC. Today’s quote of the day: “That baby don’t look like me or my SEVEN other kids!” [...]
May 21, 2008
An Interview: Patrick
I’ve had quite a few requests over email for more information regarding my fiance, Patrick. I mulled it over a bit, wondering how I should go about writing about him. Little anecdotes about us goofing around on the weekends, or our random road trips? How about the time I heard him proclaim [...]
