Dear Diary,
My mother is an idiot. Monday and Tuesday she was home from “work”, as she was “sick”. You’d think this would mean she would do her duty and pay attention to me, but no. She needed “rest”.
Whatever.
The whole enterprise was thoroughly exhausting. Rolling on my back. Romping on the bed. Head-butting mom. Tugging the [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘horatio’
November 19, 2008
“Horatio Judges You”: Episode #19
October 4, 2008
“Horatio Judges You”: Peasants Unite!
Dearest Peasants,
Horatio here. Over the past few months, I’ve garnered a few fans. Not that I blame you. I’m cute, for one. Look at the ears. And the eyes. I make funny noises. I do quirky things. I get in trouble and get away with it on looks. I’m like James Dean, but without the [...]
September 26, 2008
“Horatio Judges You”: Episode Seventeen
Dear Diary,
It has been a long time since I’ve written, but I’ve been pre-occupied with my new love: BATHTUBS!
I love jumping in them. I love sitting in them. I love chasing my tail in them. I love napping in them. I love making mom and dad uncomfortable by staring at them from the bathtub while [...]
September 15, 2008
Little Things
Some little things make me happy. Some little things make me sad. Let us review:
+The forecast for this week shows the highs in a slow decline. They’re starting to dip into the mid-70s. Couple that with the slight crisp fall smell I’ve caught in the air recently, I know autumn and sweaters are just around [...]
August 28, 2008
Life with Horatio
This is from a conversation I had with Horatio’s father, my fiance, Patrick yesterday. He was explaining to me why he was so exhausted, because I thought he had gotten a good night’s sleep.
“Stupid pooch kept me up, or woke me up rather… at 6. He was up so I should be up too! That’s [...]
