Posts Tagged as ‘love’

August 19, 2008

Dating Is Absurd

The title says it all, folks: Dating is absurd.  I’ve found over the years that there are more complaints about dates and dating than positive commentary.
The whole dating enterprise is just awkward; especially The First Date.
The First Date is a disaster, no matter how you slice it.  This is especially true if you haven’t had [...]

August 14, 2008

When It All Goes Wrong

When I became engaged this past April (I can’t believe it was that long ago) I felt a little bit more adult.  I was getting married to Patrick, and he’s been that missing piece that fell into place almost as if by magic.  Now I’ll admit, like most people who get engaged, you feel as [...]

July 1, 2008

Wedding Song

“L-O-V-E” by Nat King Cole is going to be our first dance at our wedding.  It’s a classic, and has that big band feel, especially towards to end, which is neat.  It’s especially neat since Patrick actually used to play the trombone.  A nice little tribute to that.
Also I noticed a [...]

June 23, 2008

You Lie!

Courtesy of Ms. Mac.
Tonight I learned I am dating a man who lies.  And our relationship is based on a foundation of LIES!  A couple of weeks ago Patrick asked me to iron a shirt and a pair of slacks for an interview he had in the morning.  He had to get to sleep early, [...]

June 5, 2008

“I’ll Prove You Slept With the Pizza Boy!”

Courtesy of Stoopidgerl.
When life gets me down, I’ll flip on Maury. Today’s topic? “I’ll Prove You Slept with the Pizza Boy!” It’s yet another very special episode filled with cheating boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives exposed on national television with their own lie detector test results.
Yes, I know it’s a train wreck. [...]